Monday, February 07, 2005

Even though we won, it most certainly is...

....gay. The Superbowl is Gay.

That video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The lyrics are as follows.

Warning: If you lack the essential gene that allows humans to have a sense of humor, you should probably skip this. And don't give me shit about "gay" being politically incorrect. Fuck you and your politically incorrect bullshit. This? Is funny.

The Superbowl is Gay
The superbowl is gay,
The superbowl is gay,
The superbowl,
Super bowl,
Super booooooooooowwwwwllllll…
…is gay
The Raiders are gay,
The Raiders are so fucking gay,
Raiders are so fucking gay,
The Raiders are...
…gaaaaaaaayayayayay
The Bucks are gay,
The Bucks are also fucking gay,
The Bucks are also fucking gay,
The Bucks are also fucking gay,
The Bucks are…
…gaaay
Raiders…gay
The Bucks…gay
Superbowl…gay
Everything else…gay
Water…gay
Calgone…is gay
DVD Players are gay
DVDs are gay
Straightcalves are gay
The sky is gay
And also sometimes grey
But its mostly gay
Cottage cheese is gay
Yogurt…gay
Shirts…gay
Vacuum Cleaners…gay
Electronic devices,
Name on, palmolive are gay
Why are they so gay,
Why is everything gay,
KFC is gay,
McDonalds is gay,
McDonalds is gay,
You must not mis-under-stand-me when I say McDonalds is gay because it is so gaaay,
Orange juice is gay,
Orange juice gay,
Orange Juice raped my father,
So that makes him gay,
So that you know Orange Juice is a male,
Gay,
Gay,
Gay, Gay, Gay,
I don’t want to play with you cause your gay,
I don’t want to play with you cause your gay,
Why don’t you go eat K you [???] gay
Why don’t you go eat KFC which I already told you is gay,
That’ll make a nice gay couple,
Because your eating KFC and you are so gay,
Just like the chicken that your eatinggg,
Put on some calgone you faggot cause your gay,
So is the calgone cause everything I know is gay,
Dollar Bills…gay
Coins…gay
Monitors are gay,
Monitors are gay,
Standards are gay,
Zip drives…gay,
CD Burners… gay
CD burners are gay,
They burn me the shit from kazaa,
But theyre gaaaaay,
Ayayayayay,
I am not gay,
I am not gay,
I am not gay,
I like girliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssseiiiiiiiiiissssssss,
I like girlies
But I like penis so I gues im gaaaaayy,
Gayasijfhdldsakng;lmdailkfn;djn;lSDNg;k/lsnlgajknfgljbd…

so were all GAY!

3 Comments:

At June 3, 2005 2:45 PM, Anonymous random stranger said...

That is the best fucking song ever.

 
At January 15, 2006 5:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that song it's my favorite song BEST SONG EVER!! I printed out the lyrics!!!

 
At September 18, 2006 10:55 PM, Anonymous Berleigh said...

hey, this song is really fucking awesome... but not trying to be mean or anything, there's a shit load of errors in it... i wanted to look up the lyrics to print out instead of typing the whole thing myself, but hey, this'll work when i work a few things out... let me know if u want corrected lyrics... Peace n Love!

 

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